Red a one-act play Red by Sheri Grutz Father and son at the grocery store. FATHER: every time I pull this way green, you go for red. SON: nah, dad, I got a holiday on my mind. FATHER: the ripest aren't always the best. SON: I'll remember that next time I want to bathe. FATHER: well, you gotta wash everything. Produce is all about skin. SON: Yeah, I got burnt yesterday, dad. The misquitoes want to eat me. FATHER: Maybe you should apply yourself. SON: I've taken all the heat, dad, why should I? FATHER: (turns cart sharply into the canned goods) Everything has adhesive. Stick with something. SON: these labels are for good. FATHER: nah, then it's just tin man. SON: maybe I always go for the heart. FATHER: green is what you see. SON: you made me over-grown dad. FATHER: what else, ketchup, mater soup, T-bone? SON: (walks slowly behind) I think I'll blush over that woman right there. FATHER: yeah, she's got the sex in ham radio. SON: I want t