"And if you'll be my body guard, I can be your long lost pal." yep.

 then they say, if this one isn't one of your favorites, Get over it!

I wish it were that easy with all them over me like stink on shit.

Phil wants to sit down with me over Thanksgiving,

and go thru the Fingerhut cataloge.

All I want is new snow boots, size 9.

Hopefully not too expensive.

He says he's got 900 on credit,

even gets enough life insurance thru them

to bury him and get a stone.

he's going with ashes of his dog, Buddy.

Can't wait to see him, coming up soon.