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Silly jokes by Sheri

What did the boy with a new pogo stick say? I can’t wait for spring.

How many teachers does it take to teach math? Too many to count.

What did the pilot say upon proposing to his girlfriend? I can go the distance.

Teenage girl likes her mom’s brownies, says, this is even sweeter than my mix tape.

Older man wants to take up jogging, says, It would be quite a feet.

20-something man with Down syndrome likes to swing, says, This is my only high.

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