I've never seen something more vile than my mother

 she says no one is  allowed to drink at Christmas Eve at their house. These are their rules, she says.

such a fking hypocrite, all the years she drank at the Grutz's at Christmas.

I'm 53 years old, mom, there should be no rules anymore.

couldn't wait to get outta your house when I was pregnant, and living with you.