you guys don't even care anymore, cuz you're so sick of it, but here's what I wanna say.

 me: "doc I'm having sharp pains on my left side lengthening under my rib cage." We'll check it out, Sheri. Everything is okay. "Doc, I'm getting severe cramping down low, comes and goes." We'll check it out, Sheri. Everything is okay. doc: "I'm getting spine/neck/ tailbone electronic abuse." we'll check it out Sheri. Nothing I can see, hear, smell, or touch. "but doc, I had pulsating tailbone while driving in my car, and electric tailbone in my bed, while sleeping, jolting me outta bed." We'll check it out, Sheri. No, there's no sign of that. "so my main problem with you, is that I told you they caused me pd. sz. Right?"