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These are just So-So, these jokes....I've done better

The man is reckless and erratic, girlfriend says, You must have taken a walk on the wild side.

The woman fights again and again with her husband over taking pills, says to him, There's only so much I can swallow.

Young boy likes spaghetti when he's ill, mother says to him, You're a wet noodle.

The teacher uses flash cards, the punk kid says, She's stacked.

The writer takes a long vacation, says to a threatening stranger, (a) Get Away.

The kennel keeper walks in from the storm, says, It's raining cats and dogs.

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