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Well, I'm not gonna drink about it, how 'bout some jokes

girl likes hopscotch, she’s got one leg up on the competition.

boy wears ripped blue jeans and begs his mom to wear them, mom says,
you’ve got holes in your argument.

man takes a long trip overseas, his girlfriend says, You’ve always looked far away.

young woman hates makeup, says, I know how to act naturally.

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