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Silly Jokes by Sheri

Young man into computers likes to roller blade, says, I never wipe out my memory.

Teenage girl goes shopping for her mom, says, I think this bagger is on my list.

Schizophrenic goes to the casino, says, I will bet they're all out to get me.

Seasoned chiro takes new patients, says, You gotta get a little backbone.

Mother with 3 kids goes to the retail store, asks, Where's the sale on Peace candles?

Older man gets into golf, says, I already know how to putt putt around.

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