young man has bright light bulb ideas in his head, says,
until I’m burnt out.
Young woman goes to the grocery store often, says,
I’m pro-choice.
Older rich man takes up golf, says,
I used to have a driver.
Older woman has no garden and likes her long hair, says,
it’s the only thing I can grow.
Girlfriend of a banker says,
didn’t know I’d have to cash in all my dreams.
Housewife hates to dust, says,
I never knew it’d be this bad to settle down.
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