Silly jokes by Sheri

young man has bright light bulb ideas in his head, says,

until I’m burnt out.

Young woman goes to the grocery store often, says,

I’m pro-choice.

Older rich man takes up golf, says,

I used to have a driver.

Older woman has no garden and likes her long hair, says,

it’s the only thing I can grow.

Girlfriend of a banker says,

didn’t know I’d have to cash in all my dreams.

Housewife hates to dust, says,

I never knew it’d be this bad to settle down.