Once I made a call to a lawyer I got wind of thru the grapevine

 and I left a message to avoid being stopped to death with a rebute,

and I do believe that was one of the best, most convincing auditory

diatribe messages I've ever said.  And it was improv,

and I'll never get it back.  plus no return call.  hmmm.

pretty good for somebody who likes to put it all in writing.