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More awful jokes by Sheri

Woman goes up to the grocery store, says to the stock boy, Where's the food for thought?

Young man takes a trip down south, calls his mom and says, Mom, I got into some hot water.

Teenage girl makes friends with an elderly woman who likes to tell her stories until the young girl says, Really, this is old news.

Young boy likes to skateboard instead of sitting through meetings, and he says, I know how to ramp it up.

Sunny day, woman on the hill is dressed in blue, and the pilot says, I can see through you.

Woman and dog walk a long ways in the park and she says to him, I'm pooped too.

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