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These are just So-So, these jokes....I've done better

The man is reckless and erratic, girlfriend says, You must have taken a walk on the wild side. The woman fights again and again with her husband over taking pills, says to him, There's only so much I can swallow. Young boy likes spaghetti when he's ill, mother says to him, You're a wet noodle. The teacher uses flash cards, the punk kid says, She's stacked. The writer takes a long vacation, says to a threatening stranger, (a) Get Away. The kennel keeper walks in from the storm, says, It's raining cats and dogs.

Some jokes this morning..

young girl loves ice cream, she gives everyone the cold shoulder. Older man still wants sex with his wife, says, I'm not stiff yet. Foreign exchange student knows sign language, says, It's old hand. New date has a job doing data entry, tells the woman, You're my type. Patient sees doctor 3 times in one week, says, I never get sick of seeing you.

Phil's new drive!

Favorites

food:  pizza movie:  The FisherKing drink:  beer day:  Saturday month:  November holiday:  Christmas season:  summer clothes:  work pants and T shirt fruit:  apple vegetable:  brussel sprouts with butter morning person or night:  morning city:  Rock Island band:  Led Zepplin fish:  sardines animal:  dog memory:  singing a solo at Hancher vacation:  Orlando car:  Chevy birthday:  age 7 book:  Crime and Punishment t.v. show:  Roadhouse or Pawn Stars music:  alternative Rock time of day:  noon actor:  Robin Williams newscaster:  Bill Moyers

the mass media has dragged me thru hell, every little thing was criticized. The hatred for the target for being such a lame duck. And then blaming the target for trying to live your life. The townsfolk, they cringed when I bought a house here. They call me crime. nobody wants it. The family, hatred over open and honest emails, and forcing the target to get into fights, nearly destroying relationships. The boyfriend, angry at the target, and fighting, and not wanting to talk about issues we face. The friends don't email or come around, or ask about you, and many don't believe you, because Why you? why would you be so important.

How they turn your family against you

The criticism can start over the least likely things, like house keeping, and lead to much larger things like life style, parenting, and relationships. The target is in a position where she must constantly prove herself, because there is a major issue of proof that is needed to be believed. The things said to the target from the family are designed to weaken the targets resolve.  It's done on purpose.  They use the family to make the target feel unlovable, undeserving, and constantly in the wrong.

How I write my jokes

I just start out by saying anything, then I trust.  I trust my ability to make it funny, or turn it around somehow. It's similar to how I write a poem, but I've never written humorous poems, don't think it's authentic, but I've always liked James Tate.

interesting you ignore: So far online, and really it hasn't been long, what, one year, I've been called a worthless nobody, a cunt, a schizoid, should go ahead and die already, a low IQ, an idiot, a fucking whore who should just die, ignorant, stupid, a crazy woman, a mooch, a liar, cheater, and thief, an absolute fuck up, a troll, an angry and fowl person, a disinformationist, a wrong person on every level....

Still don't believe me?> check this out.

Sheri Grutz 3 mins  ·  My first indication that all the mass media was watching me, was me listening to the radio, standing in front of my mirror, the DJ said, "Do something with that hair." on air. Like Like Love Haha Wow Sad Angry Comment Share Comments Sheri Grutz   it's extreme emotional abuse, and I marched into the radio station here, and the GM and several sat down with me, and said, What the hell is going on, why are these guys watching me? The GM says to me, "Who are you? Where do you come from?" like it was unavoidable, but then he counters with, "None of our DJ's should be wasting time watching anybody." well, yeah, no shit, they're on the clock! Manage Like  ·  Reply  ·  1m

When you call up your local FBI and talk to them surveillance issues, likely he is not to know a thing about it. I basically had to educated him. When some states passed laws banning space weapons, the victims were to report to the Criminal Investigation Unit of your state police. But when you contact them, they know nothing about it either. These are infiltrators we're dealing with in such a secret way that no one on the inside is willing to get to the bottom of. It's going to take the president, the executive office.

it's very brief, but finally a poem: Seventh Heaven

Seventh Heaven The man goes there, pulling off barriers like crust of bread, he goes there instantly bringing his mind into it with its outstanding light and color, he gets it, what he wanted all along here and not so distant, maybe a gift, maybe a wish, and I went there with my feelers out like magnets bringing my heart with me with its depth of perception and its stash of words even you would love.

How 'bout some jokes..

Woman walks into a bar and the bartender says, What's on your mind, and she says mega computers. Boy likes baseball and watches it all the time, until his mom says, are you batting clean up? Young woman sees recipes in the newspaper, new date says, I think I'm cut out for you. Young skinny man does landscaping, customer asks, why always so trim?

Go backward, so yeah, the Supreme Court Nominee will give executive privilege to Trump, reverse landmark decisions, and stop any healthcare for the CFer. Go further. Every provision to protect our environment is becoming undone. Go even further, total admin of ethics and fraud violations, even his biggest donors. A man who can't stop his hiring and firing through Tweets, ridiculous. The people who support the guy have their head up their ass, and still are loyal, because no matter his screwing around with other women, or lack of empathy for the poor, the guy is what he is, Trumping it all.

This is just how bad it is, very well written..

Judith Sun July 28, 2017 2017: Very important: The US citizens and all Targeted Individuals (they are the people that are targeted by the CIA and FBI) should prosecute the US Government for its crimes against the American people. The American Government should be prosecuted for allowing the FBI/CIA and their directors James Comey and John Brennan, to use Directed Energy Weapons (DEW) against the American people - CIA/FBI agents aiming weapons of electro-magnetic radiation beams from their hiding places to torture and assassinate thousands of American people; for allowing the CIA/FBI to put children and adults under Mind Control and use them against their own good; for making them, through Mind Control and through other means to be in devastating situations and to get them be killed; for allowing agents of the CIA/FBI to implant microchips all over the bodies of people they target and for other crimes of the CIA and FBI including: Having citizens put in deep sleep mode in their ...

A conservative agenda that aims to destroy CF'er ability to get proper health care, destroys women's rights to choose what is best for her family and her body, destroys LGBT or any equal rights to marry, and destroys any funding for arts and culture that might object, and takes apart protesters, even the disabled have felt the heat, my son lost his job at a workshop, and the elimination of environmental protections to deregulate every aspect of our society. Really. Truly. America is not great again.

When I play God, a brief poem by Sheri

When I play God When I play God, I'll make you a lake you can fish in, and we'll sit on clouds chewing on sunshine like taffy I'll make you keep hummingbirds in your soul and flowers in your heart will bloom in every true color When I play God, we'll travel to the edge of the night and we'll tune the moon from the static of stars to play every groove in it I'll make you keep time in your mouth to get a taste of the moment hot or cold when I make a recording of the weather and we'll sing and dance turning on switches in our brains and I'll make you a thousandth day since we met and put on our bodies