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a few jokes this morning

woman asks man, How did you beat depression? He says, With my bare fists. She says, That's hard knocks. He says, now I'm just punching the clock.

Young girl loves cheeseburgers, says, Nobody's got the beef on me.

Older carpenter likes to dance, says, I know how to cut a rug.

Young woman is a writer, and wears lots of eye liner, says, I know how to make up.

Young man loves his pajamas, says, I'm not a tight wad.

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