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Alright, just a few jokes

woman goes to the beauty parlor and says My head is turning gray, stylist asks, from too many years on the fence?

Young boy wants to try out for track, says, I've run into worse.

In debt woman on the phone says, Your talk is cheap.

older man likes to drink whiskey, says, I've been burned before.

young girl wants a cheese sandwich, dad says, you're a slice off the old block.

teenage boy wants to go to college, says, you know dad, I've never been schooled.

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