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ok, some jokes

woman in the parking lot says, I think someone dinged my car, says, it's no big deal I've been hit on before.
man likes his motorcycle, he takes every woman for a ride.
young man plays soccer, says, I have many goals.
girl likes to sing, says I'm never tired of voicing my opinion.
older woman picks up groceries, tells the man chasing her, eat your heart out.
young kids like their music, say, there's a sound reason.

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