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Silly jokes by Sheri

Woman goes to the store, says to the produce guy, Don't get fresh with me, Peter.

Man makes a lot of money on slots, says, I've been feeding this thing more lines than my woman.

Girl likes to ice skate, says, I've only fallen for one guy.

Young boy wants Legos for Christmas, says, I can put together a pretty strong argument.

Teenage girl wants to drink beer in summer, says, I'm tired of listening to the bees buzz.

Young man does push ups, says, I've got this floor.


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