omg, Sheri. Ha!

Did you hear the one about me being a drunk?:: did you hear the one about me being a dead beat?? did you hear the one about me being a slut??? did you hear the one about me being out of my mind?? did you hear the one about me being a criminal?? did you hear the one about me being deliquent?? did you hear the one about me being a thief??? did you hear the one about me crippled to no use?? did you hear the one about me being a killer??? did you hear the one about me being an outcast for anything free?? did you hear the one about me being a non-wife?? did you hear the one about me being conceited??