Phil's Bar (a creative essay/song)

Phil's Bar

by Sheri

Early mornin', we like our water, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

up to midday, we like our clatter, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

little later, we like our supper, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

spent it all, we like our cover, going Mou-Mou-Mou.

Here at Phil's Bar, ar, ar, we take it far, ar, ar,

Here at Phil's Bar, we keep time in a jar, ar, ar,

Here at Phil's Bar we make the hole, sayin' par, ar, ar.

Early mornin', we like our coffee, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

come to noon, we like our settee, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

later on, we like our burpee, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

come to bed, I'll take your slippee, going Mou-Mou-Mou.

Here at Phil's Bar, ar, ar, we take it far, ar, ar,

Here at Phil's Bar, we keep time in a jar, ar, ar,

Here at Phil's Bar we make the hole, sayin' par, ar ar.

Afternoons, we like our tea, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

come to supper, we'll made you plea, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

next to bed, look out for fleas, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

slept all night, have to pee, going Mou-Mou-Mou.

Here at Phil's Bar, ar, ar, we take it far, ar, ar,

Here at Phil's Bar, we keep time in a jar, ar, ar,

Here at Phil's Bar we make the hole sayin' par, ar, ar.

Early morning, we like our cheers beer, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

come to noon, we're liked as peers, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

supper time, we're fighting jeers, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

sleepytime, we're fighting tears, going Mou-Mou-Mou.

Here at Phil's Bar, ar, ar, we take it far, ar, ar,

Here at Phil's Bar, we keep time in a jar, ar, ar,

Here at Phil's Bar, we make the hole sayin' par, ar, ar.

Just past noon, we're feeling fine on wine, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

come 5 p.m., we're warm as vines, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

climb into bed, every limb is smelling pine, going Mou-Mou-Mou,

sleep awhile, head's a'spinning so devine, going Mou-Mou-Mou.

Here at Phil's Bar, ar, ar, we take it far, ar, ar,

Here at Phil's Bar, we keep time in a jar, ar, ar,

Here at Phil's Bar, we make the hole sayin' par, ar, ar.

Then it's over, and it's all done, another day, another spun,

then we lock up, and take the key, this is us, just you and me.