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be careful with this awful jokes

woman goes to the salon to get her hair cut, says, take the inches from as much as I've taken from a short, short man.
man checks his bank statement, says, I'm more broke than my ex'es heart.
boy likes video games, says to the girl next door, I'm a player.
young girl likes skinny jeans, says, I just want to fit in this world.
Life on the farm is good, the farmer says, I smell ripe.
Girl on the swing gets higher and higher, says, the sky is no limit.
Young man takes a job, and says, can you pay for my sins?

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