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Woman takes school bus to work and sits in the way back, says, it's cuz i think I just bounced a check.


Young woman walks into man's college dorm room , says, "wow you're really hung." Then she cuts him down for spite and says, I thought you were only dying for a drink.


Teacher tries to control the class, says, You didn't know I could play the H.A.A.R.P.


Life gets long for the man who never broke free, he says, why didn't I get a time-share.


Woman doesn't like the radio, says, I've channelled better than that.

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