Sheri, all this talk about the DJ's seems like nothing to you by now, but it's very hard to believe for everyone else.

the man takes a cold shower,

says, When's my cold shoulder gonna come clean?



woman cooks all day,

finally says, the cake dropped

and I'm nothing but dead meat.


the boy takes the bike up to the store,

he buys items, then finally realizes, I'm an itemized deduction.