Stupid Jokes by Sheri

When the man tried taking off the woman's party dress,
he said to her, I only ask for the bare necessities.

The dog wouldn't chase the squirrel, wouldn't chase the rabbit,
wouldn't chase the cat, and the owner asked, What gives?
dog said, I'm saving myself for marriage.

Young girl is in jump roping contest, and does it raise money,
and says, Hang on, they skipped and jumped over my allowance.

Young man is in a hurry with many packages for Christmas,
woman with screaming child says to the man, And you think
you've got your hands full.

Apartment living is more than taking the floor, the man says,
it's about rising up to remaining silent with the 5th.