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More silly jokes by Sheri

Man says, My phone, it's so slow,
woman says, It's because I'm near, take your time,
man says, I'm sort of an instant man,
woman says, Well, what can I send you?
Man says, Soft scent, wet lips,
and woman says, I think the connection is all wrong,
and man says, I got you in the palm of my hand.


Man takes the car into the country,
and tells the man he's with,
when I get green like this, let me know,
and the man says, You're growing my back bumper crop.


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