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Quick one minute jokes by Sheri




the man goes downtown and says
I'm not seeing any homeless people,

the woman says, They've never been staying open.



Woman takes the bus to Detroit,
asks for directions,
the man says, GPS around here
stands for Grand Possee Sir
she says, I'll pay you,
he says, well, only if I can't be wronged by you,
woman says, Of course, are you going my way?
He says, it is the freeway,
she says, I bet you say that to all the girls for a little lift.


Girl wears her hair short,
boy says, something's really missing,
girl says, I don't comb through trash.


Kid rides his bike out of town, down the highway,
and a man comes up and says, I just about hit you,

and the kid says, I'm not falling for that.

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