mmmm, jokes

Man walks down the street feeling good

meets a kid who asks for money,

the man says, I'll exchange a 5 for your youth,

the kid says, My skin not so soft,

Man says, I know, that's why you're hard up.

Girl takes the bus to school and says the driver

always plays country music, and her friend says,

it's cuz the seats are all hard Rock.

Boy feels friendly with the cat, but the cat runs,

he says, Must be my purr=dition.