Translations (a brief sketch) by Sheri Grutz Lights up on Greeter adjusting his bow tie, standing by a closed door in back center of stage. The stage has a warm and inviting house scene on it. Couple (man and woman) come in the door, greeter says, Welcome to the Friendly House . The man pulls arm across his body, then clasps the hand of the greeter around the thumb. Greeter says, ah yes, you'll be arm wrestling while you're here. His girlfriend smiles, and greeter says to her, ah yes, Coy, won't share a lot. They go in and sit down. Next couple comes in, the man turns his fingers under and cups the fingers of the greeter, pulling toward him. Greeter says, ah yes, You'll pull your own weight while you're here . His girlfriend smiles, ah yes, Happy, Warm, you'll be motherly while you're here. They go in and sit down. Next couple comes in, man shakes greeter's hand like a politician, and greeter says, ah yes, Firm, well you...