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Silly jokes by Sheri

The disgruntled woman says, I have so many bug bites,
man says, try New Skin, you've been waiting to patch something
up all day.

Boy is a big baseball fan learns to drive the equipment on the farm
runs over a mouse and says, That was a clutch hit.

Woman spend money on nuts and novels, tells her man,
my heart is really into it.

Girl addresses a crowd of people selling her bracelets,
says, It even takes your pulse, but man says,
until they make batteries that outlive me.

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