more stupid than silly Jokes

The woman says All my clocks are off,
it's because she has a nervous tick.

The boy creates a mud castle
and says, It only took my 10 nails
for showmanship.

The girl goes shopping alone,
meets a boy in the aisle and says,
Your kiss is on my list.

The lawyer charges by the hour,
and if it's over the lunch hour, it's double,
it's either feast or famine.

The nurse gives shots all through November,
the patients say, It's a pain to see you,
but she says You'll have to stick with me.

The boy on the skateboard has worn shoes,
he says, I've never been grounded.

The dog gets the pizza and says,
This is my slice of life.

The women from the 80's would make cakes,
if it didn't turn out, they'd say, Cuz my hair went flat.